Week 14: Giants at Chargers

The Giants suck.

There is nothing else I can really say about the matter besides "they suck".  In fact the only silver lining in this dark, Bill Paxton chased storm cloud of a season is that they are mathematically
eliminated early enough in the season. This way I don't have to spend my Christmas season worrying if they'll make the playoffs. Besides a playoff berth, this is the second best gift this terrible team can give me.

Twister is a disaster movie. The Giants' 2013 season was just a disaster.

Listen, I don't need an instant classic here. Just win the damn game.

Honestly, I didn't watch much of the game because I picked the Ravens against the Vikings in a big stakes suicide pool and after having about three heart attacks, and sharting myself twice, I was a little burnt out on football. So I
didn't see the final blow to the Giants' season, and I'm absolutely fine with it.

What have I learned?


I hate it that the Giants won't make the playoffs, and I hate it even more that it was at the hands of the San Diego Chargers. Besides the rest of the NFC East, that is the team I hate the most. I hate the fans, who apparently root more against Eli Manning than root for their constantly blacked out football team. I hate their awkwardly throwing, trash talking, deranged chipmunk of a quarterback.

On one hand I've been to four Pro Bowls, on the other I've never made the Super Bowl. I'll just run around like a lunatic, yelling at fans and officials instead of thinking about it.

The Giants are going to have to make a lot of tough decisions this off-season. There are a lot of marquee players that are on the resigning/release bubble after February. I wouldn't be surprised if the team looks significantly different next year.