About Last Week
To get in the Halloween spirit, let’s talk about the good and bad with one of the best horror movies ever made, and it’s terrible, inexcusable sequel.
An American Werewolf in London
This horror classic was the perfect mix of horror, suspense, humor, gore, and groundbreaking special effects. Plus, the werewolf looked terrifying. This will movie will hold up long after Odell Beckham Jr. retires, and if you haven’t seen it, stop whatever you’re doing and watch it. Seriously, close out this page, and check it out.
They really don't make 'em like they used to. |
Ok back to the Giant’s fortunate win over the Cowboys.
Orleans Darkwa, who I will now call Voodoo Child, became an effective running back when the other running backs couldn’t get the job done.
DRC was the star of the game with two picks, one of which was a pick six.
Special teams was as vital to the Giants win as a boomstick is for Ash when he fights the Deadites. Not only was Dwayne Harris’ touchdown return the game winner, but the muffed punt by Beasley that was cleanly recovered by Myles White was the final steak in Dracula’s heart.
Also they won the turnover battle, and they capitalized on the mistakes made by the Cowboys.
An American Werewolf in Paris
This werewolf dingle berry of a movie was a poor attempt at a money grab. It was an awful mix of flat jokes, bad acting, awful visual effects, a terrible plot, and bungee jumping off of the Eiffel Tower. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor, and don't. If you have seen it, try to find way to erase it from your memory.
Seriously, Tom Everett Scott's agent should've called this movie "That Thing You Shouldn't Do". |
The offensive line had trouble protecting Eli. Greg Hardy, who is a real life monster, had one of the two sacks on Eli. This was the same problem they ran into against the Eagles. It’s hard to get your offense going when you can’t establish any rhythm at all.
The running game, as always, struggled. Well, except for Voodoo Child.
A less than 100% Odell Beckham didn’t get much attention, especially in the second half.
Eli struggled again in his second straight game, and it just so happens they were both divisional opponents. But for as badly as he played, he didn’t turn the ball over.
Cheer up Eli. You may not be playing that great right now, but you'll be sure to win "Best Costume" at this year's Halloween Parade. |
The pass rush was a more useful this week than others. That really isn’t saying much considering their pass rush is about as useful as having Frankenstein’s monster as a math tutor. Even though the pressure used was somewhat effective, it wasn’t like it dominated the game.
The Giants run defense got absolutely embarrassed against the Cowboys. Honestly, I don’t know why the Cowboys even passed the ball, because that wasn’t exactly setting the world on fire. I know that Dallas has one of the best offensive lines, but this has been happening for a few weeks. It seems that when Prince went down, he took the rush defense with him. Is it because now they need extra help in the secondary, so they aren’t using as many players up front to defend the run? Whatever the issue is, it needs to get resolved soon, because they are getting shredded up like a werewolf victim.
Seriously, how good is An American Werewolf in London? Look at this makeup! |
On to the next one
The Giants are traveling down to New Orleans to face the Saints on Sunday.
To be honest, I’d feel much better about this game if it was at Metlife. Hell, I’d feel better if it was held at a neutral site somewhere in Nebraska. The Saints are so much better at home, plus you don’t know what kind of voodoo will be performed on the Giants this Halloween weekend.
The Giants need to find a way to slow down the running attack. A less effective running game will neutralize Drew Brees’ play action passes that he loves so much.
Just like the last couple of weeks, the offensive line needs to give Eli time, and the team needs to win the turnover battle.
But in addition to that, the Giants will have to put up a lot of points. The good news there is that this is one of the worst defenses they’ve faced so far this season. The offense desperately needs to get back on track, and this might be the week where everything clicks.
Big Blue’s Big News
The Giants and Jason Pierre-Paul have come to terms on a one year, incentive laden deal. This is a very encouraging turn of events. The team feels that he’ll be ready to perform at a pro level, and JPP now has something to prove. He’s come back in great shape, and with a great attitude.
I’m hoping when he suits up, he’ll become the NFL version of Jason Voorhees. Big, strong, quiet, determined, relentless, and deformed. I hope he gets after quarterbacks as if they were horny camp counselors.
The win against Dallas, as important as it was, didn’t really ease my worries about the team. However, the next two games are against the Saints and the Bucs. They are both winnable games. If they can get their team to look like a complete team, and get two more wins before the New England game, I’d be much less worried about the future of the season.
Look, if these twelve year olds can stop Dracula from taking over the world, the Giants can win the NFC East. They don't need a virgin reading German to do it, either. |